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Meatless Meat?!
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I think I should try marketing a line of all meat vegetables - and calling them "Veggieless Vegetables". Hey, if these guys can get people to buy their "Meatless Meat" line, I figure I have a sporting chance.
Are you against the unnecessary slaughter of helpless veggies? Do they upset your stomach and give you gas? You'll never have to choke down your daily vegetables again, thanks to my new line of veggieless vegetables! Add colour and texture to your meals, fortified with all the vitamins in the alphabet, all the benefits of eating healty vegetables without ever really having to!!!I'm not making fun of the lifestyle... just the packaging *grin* 
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