In the year 2006 I resolve to: Take over the world. Get your resolution here

The first thing I will do is find the inventer of this toy so I can lock him in a dungeon for eternity with a thousand of these (?) equipt with batteries that never die!

WTF is this supposed to be?


simulated motion of the demon wheel

I can only come to the conclusion that this toy was created with the sole purpose of driving parents insane! It's bad enough that it's just a wheel, a lone wheel, a lone possessed wheel, with no car, no game, no purpose other than to roll around, back and forth, and flash lights.

But that's not the annoying part.

It whistles.

It whistles an insanely creepy tune, one that I'm convinced is emitting a high frequency subliminal message telling you to chop up everyone you encounter into little pieces with an axe. One that makes you want to tear off your ears and jump around the house screaming. I wish I could add sound to that picture, but I actually like most of you ;p

Ethan got TWO for Christmas.

Hurrah.