So.
The stalker
my sister picked up at the art show keeps calling. The last time he called I told him she moved out, has no contact number, and yah sure I'll tell her you called... right.

She did get her artwork back from him, and, if you can believe it. He actually tried to 'glue' the mask on her painting back together! When she showed up to get the pieces he also gave her a bag of christmas presents, one of his dog drawings AND invited her to a christmas party for the mental health association! When I told him that she moved out he wanted me to ask her if she'd like him to get concert tickets for them! Wow.
She met this guy once!
It kind of bugs me that she is just avoiding him... like why the heck don't you tell him that you're flattered - but that you're not interested; or that he doesn't know you well enough to give you christmas presents and take you to concerts, and he's creeping you out with all the overkill; or Fuck Off; or
anything to that effect!
Would you believe the guy is still calling even though I told him she moved out? Now the excuse is that he has the little easel frames (he convienently forgot that he had them before), and he wants to give them back. I told him she doesn't want them, they were a buck at dollarama. After too many "are you sure?" (s) he finally hung up only to call back 5 minutes later to tell me he wants to hear it from her. About 2 hours later he called again to tell me that she hasn't called him yet! I said hmm, well I told her... I guess if she
hasn't called you
yet...
There should be a button on the phone that can send a shock through the phone lines for people who could use some
Operant Conditioning, it would be good for a few of the really difficult or "challenged" customers that call me too.